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Father of the Bride Speech Jokes
We have compiled some father of the bride speech jokes. They are based on classic father of the bride speech jokes so you may have heard similar at other weddings.
If you have never given a father of the bride speech before and you’re not sure about you’re ability to deliver witty one liners, read our guide to writing a wedding speech for advice on comic delivery.
These jokes can be used as they are or you could take inspiration from them and write your own.
The Jokes...
- “It’s been an emotional wedding. Everybody cried, even the cake was in tiers.”
- “During an argument, a wife says to her husband ‘I was a fool when I married you’ to which he replied ‘I know dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
- “Never marry for money; it’s cheaper to borrow it.” Scottish Proverb
- “The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it one time.”
- “Advice for a happy marriage: if you’re wrong, admit it. If you’re right, shut up.”