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Groom Speech Jokes
We have compiled a list of groom speech jokes to inspire you when you are writing your groom speech. These lines can be used as they are or adapted to your speech.
These are all based on classic groom speech jokes. You may have heard similar in other groom speeches. Adapting jokes is a great way to use tried and tested material while keeping your speech fresh and original.
The Jokes!
- “Since announcing our engagement, I’ve been told be several men who were already husbands that your wedding day is the happiest day of your life. So is it all downhill from now on?”
- “The first time I went to Brenda’s house to pick her up, we were going out for dinner, her dad answered the door. He said ‘come in, she’s almost finished getting ready. We could probably squeeze in a game of chess while you wait?’”
- “A lonely hearted man placed an advert in his local paper simply saying ‘Wife Wanted.’ The following say he was inundated with replies saying ‘You can have mine!’”
- “My girlfriend, now my lovely wife, told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two more girlfriends!’